Dreamy Guys and Gorgeous Girls

I was responding to a friend’s request to provide some “marketing” advice recently and it compelled me to write about the experience.

I place “marketing” in quotes because, as my friend’s questions symbolized, there is a pervasive lack of comprehension (ignorance, to be precise, although it’s a little judgmental sounding) about marketing. When a vast majority of people ask me about “marketing” advice, what they are really seeking is tactical, promotion “how to’s” and marketing communications techniques.

But in the spirit of being helpful, I usually try to do two things when such advice is sought. First, I try to respond to their perceived promotion needs. Often, I start by providing them the list below, from the classic college textbook on marketing by Philip Kotler – $170 new, but worth every penny. 

While it’s not an exhaustive list, it’s still an eye-opening one when people see it, because so often they are focused on (a) SEO/SEM and (b) social media – which is kind of like saying 60-plus years ago “I’m focused on TV.”


  • Print, broadcast, e-mail and web
  • Packaging – outer
  • Packaging – inserts
  • Mailings
  • Catalogs
  • Motion pictures
  • House magazines
  • Brochures and booklets
  • Posters and leaflets
  • Directories and databases
  • Commons and reprints
  • Billboards
  • Display signs
  • Point-of-purchase displays
  • Symbols & logos

Sales promotion

  • Contests, games, sweepstakes, lotteries
  • Premiums, gifts and free- or shareware
  • Sampling and downloads
  • Fairs and tradeshows
  • Exhibits
  • Demonstrations
  • Couponing
  • Rebates
  • Low-interest financing
  • Entertainment
  • Trade-in allowances
  • Trading cards, stamps, badges
  • Tie-ins

Public relations

  • Press kits
  • Speeches
  • Seminars
  • Annual reports
  • Charitable donations, including pro bono services and in-kind product
  • Social impact ventures/investments
  • Sponsorships
  • Publications
  • Lobbying and advocacy
  • Identity and other brand media
  • Search engine optimization

Personal selling

  • Sales presentations
  • Webinars
  • Sales meetings
  • Direct marketing (including telemarketing, direct mail)
  • On demand or click-to- Chat
  • Incentive programs

The second thing I try to do is provide a quick reminder as to what the discipline of marketing really involves, versus marketing communications or sales-marketing promotion.

Without trying to be a jerk about it, I try to explain that using the word “marketing” as shorthand for promotion is like using the word “elephant” when what you really have in mind is the wet nostril of its trunk. Not entirely inaccurate, but a poor choice of terms for what the proverbial pachyderm is all about.

The chart at the beginning of this post, from Pragmatic Marketing, is usually a pretty handy reference for driving this point home. That is why they remain, in my opinion, the standard for professional education for the field of marketing, especially for high tech businesses. 

Not to stray too far off-topic, but occasionally I’ll have someone tell me that the simple metaphor for “marketing” they use is one that you’ve probably read, which relies on a range of male pick-up lines for the illustration. The version I’ve seen circulating for more than a decade usually starts off with “a guy going up to a gorgeous girl and saying ‘you know, I’m great in bed'” or “‘you know, I’m rich; you should marry me.'”

To focus just on the Kotler marcom categories and to give it my own reverse spin, the metaphor goes something like this: 

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy…the man of your dreams. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, “You know, she’s rich…you should marry her!” That’s Advertising.

You’re at a party and see your handsome, dreamy guy. You get up and straighten your skirt, you walk up to him and buy him a drink. You take his arm, laugh (not too loudly) at his attempt at a joke, offer to pay for the cab ride home and then say, “By the way, you know I’m rich…we should get married.” That’s Public Relations.

You see your handsome guy at a party. You get his telephone number. The next day you call him and say, “You know I’m rich, we should get married.” That’s Personal Selling (specifically, Telemarketing).

You see the man of your dreams at a party. You walk up with your lawyer by your side (if you’re that rich, it’s a good chance it’s Gloria Allred), you hand him a pre-nup guaranteeing him $5 million in a separate bank account – no strings attached – upon return from the honeymoon and say, “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m rich and I really think we should get married.” That’s Sales Promotion.

Of course the typical punch-line is the following: You’re at a party and see your Mr. Right. He walks up to you and says, “I understand you’re rich…will you marry me?” That’s Brand Recognition.

Oddly enough, I’ve found this metaphor to be highly circulated in posts from people in developing countries, although you certainly see it everywhere. Perhaps such an oversimplification and narrow definition of marketing may help to explain why Western marketing technology and marcom talent is especially in demand for growing businesses in developing countries.

They haven’t quite “got it” yet…but, you can bet it won’t be long before they will.

Seven amazing business books: Part 3

This is the last post in my series of seven amazing business books that you probably haven’t read. If you’ve been following me, you’ve caught the wistful but inevitable nod I have to give to the decline of the printed word. Yet, just because printed books are disappearing, our population’s hunger for content isn’t.

For example, according to a January 2010 Kaiser Family Foundation report, the total amount of mobile, digital connectivity is up for kids – to over 7.5 hours per day. The study’s authors didn’t believe this result would be possible, because of the large amount of content that kids were already consuming a few years earlier, during the previous survey.  The report goes on to say that they actually pack over 10 hours of content into the day, but it’s consumed in less time than that, because of multiple screens or feeds running at the same time.

So, my hope is that the great content in these favorites of mine and the other great books of the past and future will continue to live on, providing the answer to our search for knowledge in videos, rap mp3s, and who knows what else. There certainly seems to be a hunger for it. With that, I offer the final two books.

The Entrepreneur’s Manual, by Richard White (Chilton Book Company, 1977) – you can take your Tom Peters, your Jim Collins, your Gary Hamels – all tremendous thought leaders in their own right – and line them up on your desk to read “what it takes” to be a successful entrepreneur. Or, you can take White’s straight-talking, unconventional, pre-IBM PC/Apple II tome and have the most comprehensive, single guide written in the past 33 years and counting on starting and/or running an entrepreneurial enterprise.

I actually first got this book on loan from colleague and mentor, Steve Papermaster, a long time ago and kept it on “indefinite loan” for many years. Then, I found a copy through one of Amazon’s bargain/rare books sources and released Steve’s copy back to him. Are the technology, global economy, and other time-bound references in it dated? Of course they are. Heck, if you are 30 years old or younger and reading this blog post, you weren’t even around when the book was published.

But, I love the spirit and timeless truths that White captures in his chapters about purpose, team, finances, customers, etc., etc. It’s a real treasure and highly recommended.

Marketing Management, by Philip Kotler (Prentice Hall, 2008) – Last but not least, this one is kind of a trick, for a couple of reasons. First, while it’s likely that you’ve never read this book during your professional career, it’s very possible that you read this book if you’ve ever taken any graduate classes in business (and possibly even undergraduate). Because it is, far and away, the most widely used graduate-level textbook for marketing in the world.

Second, it’s actually the most recently updated book, in its 13th edition now, revised and printed in 2008. However, the first edition was published by Professor Kotler in 1967 and set the course for what is the bible of American (and arguably global) marketing.

In terms of pure, true reference use – i.e., reaching over to grab a book, flipping through the index or table of contents, and re-reading a section of explanation, instruction, or commentary – I have gone back to this book more than any other on the list.

So, that’s my list of seven amazing books you’ve probably never read. I hope you enjoyed it and, perhaps, even looked one or more of them up to see if you might want to read them too. Cheers!