On this Black Friday 2010, as people around the country (world?) are doing their part to boost the economy, I’d like to offer a deal that beats anything else you’ll find. I don’t care whether you were in one of those Wal-Mart lines at 4am this morning or, for that matter, if you were a CDO salesman in the spring of 2007. The deal: a library card from your local library.
Although I refer to myself as hailing from Austin, Texas, we don’t actually live in the city limits. We live in a separately incorporated city (Rollingwood) that is surrounded by Austin. Therefore, years ago, our community created its own library district that, since an overwhelmingly affirmative vote in 1998, apportioned half a percent of the 8.5% sales tax collected from the district to the library.
If you were to figure our family spent $25,000 per on eating out, clothes, dry goods, home furnishings, etc. etc… then that would come out to our annual share to the library being about $10 ($25,000 x .085 x .005).
Since library cards are free for people like us who live in the district and, as the photo of my most recent check-out receipt shows, we have checked out $3,382 of books and DVDs so far this year, we have gotten a return of well over 300 times on our money.
Even if you decide to value the books and movies that we checked out at 20% of their retail value (instead of $25 new, call it $5 used), we’re still making 60 times on our money.
Granted, our family may be a little bit out of the ordinary, with the amount we read. The present guesstimate is that the average American reads anywhere between 9 and 15 books per year. My gut tells me that the average Austin-ite is higher than that although, sadly, a 2007 Washington Post article claimed that nearly 25% of Americans don’t read a single book in a year.
In any event, if you are looking for deal – and who isn’t! – then a library card is a sure bet. And what did we get for our money? For your list-comparing pleasure, our check-out list from January through November (Title, Author) is provided below, with favorites highlighted in bold green.
Fiction
- The Return, Bolano
- Lost: a novel, Maguirre
- Fame: a novel in nine episodes, Kehlmann
- Swan: poems and prose poems, Oliver
- Solar: a novel, McEwan
- Nothing happened and then it did: a chronicle in fact and fiction, Silverstein
- The Penelopiad: the myth of Penelope and Odysseus, Atwood
- Ilustrado, Syjuco
- The Alchemist: a fable about following your dream, Coelho
- The tent, Atwood
- Point Omega: a novel, DeLillo
- The Ask, Lipsyte
- The Unnamed, Ferris
- The Infinities, Banville
- Nocturnes: five stories of music and nightfall, Ishiguro
- Life among the Lutherans, Keillor
- The white tiger: a novel, Adiga
- Summertime, Coetzee
- The Kingdom of Ohio, Flaming
- Atlas Shrugged, Rand
- Good poems, Keillor
Non-fiction
- The grand design, Hawking
- Overhaul: an insider’s account of the Obama Administration’s Emergency Rescue of the Auto Industry, Rattner
- Hail, hail, euphoria!: presenting the Marx Brothers in Duck Soup, the Greatest War Movie Ever Made, Blount, Jr.
- What technology wants, Kelly
- The mind’s eye, Sacks
- Cognitive surplus: creativity and generosity in a connected age, Shirky
- Common as air: revolution, art, and ownership, Hyde
- The ghosts of Cannae: Hannibal and the darkest hour of the Roman Republic, O’Connell
- Glimmer: how design can transform your life, your business, and maybe even the world, Berger
- Superfreakonomics: global cooling, patriotic prostitutes, and why suicide bombers should be life insurance, Levitt
- The Pythagorean theorem: a 4000 year history, Maor
- I’ll mature when I’m dead, Barry
- Art: over 2,500 works from cave to contemporary
- The myths of innovation, Berkun
- Wired for war: the robotics revolution and conflict in the 21st century, Singer
- Encyclopedia of flowers
- The singularity is near, Kurzweil
- What the dog saw and other adventures, Gladwell
- Witness for justice: the documentary photographs of Alan Pogue Bill and Alice Wright
- Joan Miro, 1893-1983: the man and his work
- A new kind of Christianity: ten questions that are transforming the faith, McLaren
- Total recall: how the E-memory revolution will change everything, Bell
- A people’s history of Christianity: the other side of the story, Bass
- You are not a gadget, Lanier
- Remember how I love you, Orbach
- We feel fine: an almanac of human emotion, Kamvar
- The value of nothing: how to reshape market society and redefine democracy, Patel
- Losing Mum and Pup: a memoir, Buckley
- Woodstock: three days that rocked the world, Evans
- The glass castle: a memoir, Walls
- The long snapper: a second chance, a Super Bowl, a lesson for life, Marx
- The purpose-driven life, Warren
- Gorgeous leather crafts: 30 projects to stamp, stencil, weave and tool, Lee
- Texas gardener’s guide to growing tomatoes, Rundell
- Teach yourself electricity and electronics, Gibilisco
- Organic gardening for the 21st century: a complete guide to growing vegetables, fruits, herbs and flowers, Fedor
- Casting for crafters, Browning
- Handcrafted soap, Boone
- Yard & garden basics, Ball
- Complete massage: a visual guide to over 100 techniques, Maxwell-Hudson
- The boy who loved music, Lasker
- Meditation and relaxation in plain English, Sharples
- Fabric dyeing for beginners, McClure
- The new how things work
- Digital video hacks, Paul
- The filmmaker’s handbook: a comprehensive guide for the digital age, Ascher
- The last song, Sparks
- Moon River and me: a memoir, Williams
- Living history, Clinton
DVDs
- Alice in Wonderland: a film by Tim Burton
- Amadeus: director’s cut
- Being John Malkovich
- The Blind side
- Blindness
- The Book of Eli
- Bottle rocket
- City of ember
- Clockwork orange: 2-disc special edition
- The Curious case of Benjamin Button
- The Darjeeling Limited
- Death of a salesman
- Dr. Strangelove
- Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
- Gran Torino
- High fidelity
- The Hurt locker
- Into the wild
- Kick-ass
- Knocked up
- Lost in translation
- Me and you and everyone we know
- Metallica: some kind of monster
- The Namesake
- Neil Young: heart of gold
- Network
- Run, fatboy, run
- Scrooge
- Slacker
- Slumdog millionaire
- Step Brothers
- Terminator salvation
- Tropic thunder
- Up in the air
- Vicky Cristina Barcelona
- Zombieland
One closing comment: Jesse Eisenberg may play a spot-on Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network, but for my money, Zombieland was more entertaining!